Wednesday, July 06, 2005

Winner of California's "World's Ugliest Dog" contest this weekend


This is the most frightening thing I've ever seen. If I ever saw this dog, I'd immediately kill it. It's that fucking scary looking. It honestly looks worse than something out of a Hollywood horror movie. They should sign this ugly beast up for the movies. Just looking into its milky, demon-crazed eyes makes you doubt the existence of God. I'm going to cry under my desk for hours.

Whoever owns this dog should either 1) exploit it for money, or 2) swiftly kill it. That's all that you can do for this freakish canine. Oh my god!

2 comments:

atrain said...

Good God! Is that a real dog? You know, a man was arrested for trying to feed a kitten to an alligator in Columbus. Perhaps this "creature" would be a better substitute?

Jessica said...

i think we ran that photo, accompanied by the appropriate story, in the tacoma news tribune. fellow staffers called it "haunting", "nightmare-ish", and "completely fucked up".